The other day, I had the misfortune of eating at Rockys’ Grill, the worst place in the Student Union. Before I get into why Rockys’ Grill sucks majorly, allow me to think about a time not too long ago when Rockys’ Grill Ruled.
Last semester, myself and another cutie pie that works at the station, Josh Fenn, found ourselves with lots of free time to eat lunch between our classes. Usually we would get down on some Pizza Hut or Magic Wok, but every now and again, being the men that we are, we craved (edible) meat. So we would venture downstairs to Rockys’ Grill and order, then wait, maybe, MAYBE 20 minutes tops when they were real busy to get our food. Sure, they didn’t have any sort of system ot match what they jsut cooked to your order, so many times I’m sure Josh and I stole other people’s food, but hey, our needs we way more important. We had Tv to watch.
These days, the Grill has changed, drastically. I have about 30 minutes to kill before I had to go to work, so I figured I would go abck downstairs for the burger I once loved, what I got, was crap. After I ordered, I literally waited over 30 minutes for my burger. The guy who I guess was working the grill I’m almost certain was autistic by the way he was working the grill. Finally after the old gal who works there, I assume she is the rough and tumble veteran on the bunch, the orders started coming out…kind of. Autistic Austin got moved to fries, which he also failed at. I got my disappointment, I mean burger, which was the sorriest excuse for a burger ever. It was maybe, MAYBE four ounces. My fries, were cook about 10 minutes too long, and were seasoned with probably 87645465 packs of season salt. Rockys’ Grill sucks, so much.
A day later I saw autistic Austin at my work, I almost hit him.
Stay Real,
Andy.
