Breaking news! The Toledo Rockets football team is now 4-3 and 2-1 in there own conference! Get it while it’s hot folks your very own Toledo Rockets football team is on pace to compete for the MAC championship and possibly even more! As much of a surprise as this can be to one human being, its true, I swear its all true! Get your tickets while you can, pack the stadium, bring those beer helmet things many of you insist on, do whatever it takes to get your warm buts off the couch and into a cold bleacher because its football season baby! And it’s looking to be a good one for our Rockets.
But wait! If you call now and get your tickets you’ll not only reserve your chance to see the Rockets this upcoming Saturday against the number one ranked defense in the MAC (the Temple Owls), we’ll exempt you from the lackadaisical excuse for a packed stadium that you showed us last week! That’s right boys and girls we’re going to give you a pass on this one and instead of punishing you, we’re giving you another opportunity to showcase how much you truly care about the University! And trust me I Know during this tough economic time it’s hard to get out there and do things (even though your Rocket ID gets you into the game for free, but lets no fret on the little stuff!) so that’s why I am here to motivate our fans and students and show them the light…err the lights on the big stadium we have anyways. I’m not a miracle worker here people… So come now, quick, pack this stadium like your life depended on it (and it just might, I know some people who know some people…).
The time is now Toledo faithful. Support your Rocket football team and be that 12th man that every team so desires. Will our team to a victory and be a part of something special.